Recipe for Ultimate Driving Bliss

If you suffer from depression, cynicism, discouragement or, yes, even erectile dysfunction cancel that appointment with your doctor because I have found the cure.

All of these things can be cured in the form of the 135i.

All you need to do is follow these 10 simple steps:

1) Get in driver's seat of 135i, preferably with M package and 6-speed manual.

2) Start engine and rev a bit to release the musical symphony that is the exhaust note.

3) Now rev to 4,000 RPM's.

4) Dump the clutch.

5) Tail end should drift out a bit, counter-steer to correct if necessary.

6) Shift through all 6 gears effortlessly thanks to the notchy, perfectly set up manual transmission.

7)Approach a bend, but keep on the throttle. Don't worry, BMW brakes allow for insanely late braking.

8) Turn in confidently using the ever so precise steering right on the edge of losing grip. If tail brakes loose, give it some more throttle to bring it back in.

9) Look in the mirror and check your face for big goofy smile.

10) Repeat.

If this recipe doesn't get you going, the make an appointment to see a psychologist.

The 135i really is the key for ultimate driving bliss.

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